Si nous étions une saison, nous serions le printemps,

Si nous étions un animal, nous serions le dahut,

Si nous étions un fruit, nous serions la carambole,

Si nous étions un moment de la journée, nous serions onze heures du matin,

Si nous étions une couleur, nous serions l’arc en ciel,

Si nous étions un genre littéraire, nous serions du théâtre,

Si nous étions un bulletin météo, nous serions le soleil après la pluie,

Si nous étions un philosophe, nous serions notre prof de philo,

Si nous étions un plat, nous serions une raclette ou des ravioles,

Si nous étions une activité, nous serions la randonnée de la Bastille,

Si nous étions un film, nous serions Sans filtre,

Si nous étions un sport, nous serions du hockey sur glace.

If we were a painting, we would Pop my Duke, by Keith Haring,

If we were a landscape, we would be a forest in winter,

If we were a glass of alcohol, we would be a shot of green Chartreuse,

If we were mountains, we would be the Alps,

If we were sweets, we would be GummyBärchen,

If we were a smell, we would be that of fresh laundry,

If we were a street, we would be the split avenue Jean Jaures - Libération - Jean Jaurès,

If we were a means of transport, we would be a bubbly one,

If we were a clothing item, we would be a ski jacket,

If we were a fairy, we would be Melusine,

If we were a murderer, we would be Jack the Ripper,

If we were a sound, we would be a burst of laughter.